11 dicembre 2012

Unforgettable Silvio (secondo il Time)

Il Time si è preso la briga di stilare l'elenco delle 10 migliori figure di merda del nostro concittadino Silvio Berlusconi quando ci rappresentava come Primo Ministro (per chi ancora si domandasse come mai quando varchiamo le frontiere italiche ci cojonano anche gli abitanti del Sultanato dell'Oman...). Leggerle in inglese fanno un certo effetto. Pronti?
  1. "Last night I had a queue outside the door of the bedroom ... There were 11 ... I only did eight because I could not do it anymore."
  2. "It's better to be fond of beautiful girls than to be gay."
  3. "Of course, their current lodgings are a bit temporary. But they should see it like a weekend of camping."
  4. "Italy is now a great country to invest in ... Today we have fewer communists, and those who are still there deny having been one. Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries."
  5. "What's his name? Some tanned guy. Ah, Barack Obama! You won't believe it, but the two of them sunbathe together because the wife is also tanned."
  6. "We should be conscious of the superiority of our civilization, which consists of a value system that has given people widespread prosperity in those countries that embrace it, and guarantees respect for human rights and religion. This respect certainly does not exist in the Islamic countries."
  7. "Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile."
  8. "I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I sacrifice myself for everyone."
  9. "I'm getting out to mind my own f---ing business, from somewhere else, and so I'm leaving this sh---y country, of which I'm sickened."
  10. "I am, and not only in my own opinion, the best Prime Minister who could be found today. I believe there is no one in history to whom I should feel inferior. Quite the opposite." 
L'articolo lo trovate qui: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1874098_1874099_2098982,00.html

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